That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Did I show you my penis last night?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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