apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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