Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
this is an emotional support booty call
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
There are leaves in my underwear?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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