It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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