his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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