butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My pussy is not your playground.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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