Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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