Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Where is the hickey?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
dude. I can hear the air.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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