make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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