awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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