You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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