I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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