He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
