He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Farmville is her only friend.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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