How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He is an equal opportunity slut.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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