She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You smell like stripper and shame
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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