Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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