hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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