i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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