sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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