Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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