so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
