Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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