Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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