just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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