friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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