I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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