Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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