i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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