This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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