I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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