My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The beer is more important than you right now.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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