Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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