I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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