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remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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