matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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