She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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