That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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