I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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