I need help removing her.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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