this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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