I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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