last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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