he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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