i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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