I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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