why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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