that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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