Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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