I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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