If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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