I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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