Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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